He was much older and had the physique of someone who spent all his time behind a computer. The only way he'd have a six-pack was if he'd added it on Photoshop.

Laurie London

Tag: humor

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What's up with you? I can't remember when I've ever heard you so affected by a woman. Sure you didn't prong her with the sharps and the blunt?

Laurie London

Tag: vampire-humor

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Ha. 'Excuse me but your my soul mate. Pardon me while I kill you.' Riiiight."
"I'd see if she'd go horizontal first, eh?

Laurie London

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