Dan, rabbits who've been fed oysters laced with Viagra don't like sex as much as you do.
Matt DunnA relationship needs constant attention. It’s a living thing, not just a habit. You’ve got to keep on top of it.
Matt DunnTag: relationships
Because that’s what unfaithfulness is, isn’t it? A cancer that’s always there in the back of your mind, eating away at the foundations of the relationship. It’s happened once, it could happen again, so you’re always looking for telltale signs or symptoms to show that it’s reappeared...
Matt DunnTag: honesty relationships
When someone loves you, there's nothing they won't do for you. When they stop loving you, there's nothing they will.
Matt DunnTag: love
Because that's what unfaithfulness is, isn't it? A cancer that's always there in the back of your mind, eating away at the foundations of the relationship.
Matt DunnTag: love relationships cancer unfaithfulness
Look at your eyes. You've got bigger bags than Louis Vuitton.
Matt DunnTag: funny humorous louis-vuitton
All a woman actually wants is to feel special.
Matt DunnSkinny jeans were only good if you had skinny genes.
Matt DunnTag: humour fashion puns lol genes jeans skinny
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