English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
Matt GroeningTag: humore
Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney.
Matt GroeningWeaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.
Matt GroeningI know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.
Matt GroeningTag: humor family language satire social-commentary simpsons
Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "sex is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.
Matt GroeningTag: sex
Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you!
— Russ Cargill
Welcome to Suckersville, man.
Matt GroeningTag: simpsons
I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
Matt GroeningI can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!
Matt GroeningThe entire world of grown-ups is corrupt and stupid.
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