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The easiest way to make money is to be funny. The easiest way to be regarded as funny is to have money.

There’s a correlation between the number of digits on a man’s bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is willing to forgive him for.

A love triangle is a threesome delayed.

A philosopher philosophizes what people need to hear. A motivational speaker speaks what people want to hear.

Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard.

Nothing humbles a rich man better than a poor man that isn’t willing to do ‘anything’ for money.

For the most difficult way to be retweeted, or, liked: be thought-provoking. For the easiest way: quote Oprah, or, the Bible.

Creating is the closest thing to being immortal.

To hear how great your friends think you are: fake your death, or, get married.

Most *educated* people would rather be called *professional* than be said to be *humane.*

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