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The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.

I asked my interior designer to give me something appropriate for defiling virgins.

I know every guy here, and they’re all pretty much jerks.

C’mon good girl, be bad.

You’re supposed to pinch yourself – not the one you’re dreaming about.

I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe.

It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.

Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?

Well, a lot’s happened since I last showered.

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