STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT:

1 cup of cooked oatmeal

1.2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything that smells like rancid, sour milk)

2 chopped cheese sticks (for chunkiness)

1 uncooked egg (for authentic slimy texture)

1 can of split pea soup (for putrid green color)

1/4 cup of raisins (to increase gross-osity)

Mix ingredients and simmer over low heat for 2 minutes

Let mixture cool to warm vomit temperature
Use liberally as needed
Makes 4 to 5 cups

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BTW, the roach's name is Max (courtesy of Brianna, "because of I had a puppy, I'd name him Max").

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Dream big dreams,because little dreams have no magic.~Dork Diaries

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Better late than never."-Dork Diaries

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So many FREAKS and not enough CIRCUSES!

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Tag: humor books

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In spite of her cute little angelic face and pink sneakers, Brianna is actually a baby Tyrannosaurus rex. On STEROIDS!

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Book five of Dork Diaries is one of my favorite books it brings my thoughts deep into the book and think if you haven't read it you should you will probably fell just as I fell.

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Minu ema moto kõlab: "No kuulge! Miks peaks laskma väikesel gangreenil või tillukesel pidalitõvehool takistada teekonda hariduse juurde?!

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Tag: education

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Let your inner DORK shine through.

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Tag: teenagers

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You're such a big BABY. So cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT

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