Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Robert Orben

Tag: politics truth humour



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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.

Robert Orben

Tag: pessimism



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Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.

Robert Orben


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Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

Robert Orben


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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

Robert Orben

Tag: education ignorance misattributed-derek-bok



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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success.

Robert Orben

Tag: irony graduation



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Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Robert Orben

Tag: old-people



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Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Robert Orben


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More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

Robert Orben

Tag: humor



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Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.

Robert Orben

Tag: humor funny old chocolate breakfast cereal times



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