So no I'm not perfect. I'm still as fucked up as I always was, the only difference is that now I'm happy with it. I accept it and make the best of it.

R.S. Burnett

Tag: emotional



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I only just met you, I can’t lick you when I don’t even know you

R.S. Burnett

Tag: drunken-behaviour



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You could refer to me as god and the odd curtsey wouldn’t go a miss either

R.S. Burnett

Tag: friendship respect tucker



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I have never been with an ugly woman!” he argues.
“You’ve never been with one that can tie her own shoe laces either

R.S. Burnett

Tag: banter tucker-and-brooke



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Why don’t we do the whole friends with benefits thing?” he asks seriously.
“Because I don’t think I’d enjoy having the benefits you give me removed” I answer back not missing a beat.
“Just friends it is then” he says not perturbed and starts eating his lunch.

R.S. Burnett

Tag: humor friends sex



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I don’t reply. Surely Tucker wouldn’t bring someone back to a room knowing that I’ll be in the bed too, first shot. He wouldn’t do anything with her after last night, this morning and this afternoon, second shot. Although he is all over her and has been since we got here, third shot. Maybe I didn’t drop my knickers quick enough, fourth shot. He’s probably laughing at me for everything I told him about the dream and stuff I wince and slam the now empty jager bomb glass down.

R.S. Burnett

Tag: drunken-behaviour hurting



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Did you know Kyle’s back?”

"Yes, we saw him earlier, why my panties just dropped at the sight of him. I simply have to get him into my bed faster than a stripper looses her inhibitions.

R.S. Burnett


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They’re serious”

“Well I hope so, they are getting married

R.S. Burnett


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Oh come on, your ex-boyfriend comes back, his new fiancée slaps you. It’s not hard to connect the dots

R.S. Burnett


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Fine, I just wanted to feel like me again”

“Babe, you were naked”

“Yeah well it worked so get over it

R.S. Burnett


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