I know of nobody that is coming, I am sure, unless Charlotte Lucas should happen to call in- and I am sure my dinners are good enough for her, since she is an unmarried woman of seven-and-twenty, and as such should expect little more than a crust of bread washed down with a cup of loneliness.
Seth Grahame-SmithElizabeth sheathed her sword, knelt behind him, and strangled him to death with his own large bowel.
Seth Grahame-SmithElizabeth: "Your balls, Mr. Darcy?"
Darcy: "They belong to you, Miss Bennett.
Tag: humor
Some people say "if we split up,we can cover more ground"-with blood
Seth Grahame-SmithWhat an excellent father you have, girls!' said she, when the door was shut. 'Such joys are scarce since the good Lord saw fit to close the gates of Hell and doom the dead to walk amongst us.
Seth Grahame-SmithTag: jane-austen zombies
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.
Seth Grahame-SmithTag: paraphrased zombies
The business of Mr. Bennett's life was to keep his daughters alive. The business of Mrs. Bennett's was to get them married.
Seth Grahame-SmithI would much prefer their minds to be engaged in the deadly arts than clouded with dreams of marriage and fortune, as your own so clearly is!
Seth Grahame-SmithElizabeth, having rather expected to affront him, was amazed at his gallantry; and Darcy had never been so bewitched by any woman as he was by her. He really believed, that were it not for the inferiority of her connections, he should be in some danger of falling in love, and were it not for his considerable skill in the deadly arts, that he should be in danger of being bested by hers--for never had he seen a lady more gifted in the ways of vanquishing the undead.
Seth Grahame-SmithElizabeth lifted her skirt, disregarding modesty, and delivered a swift kick to the creature's head.
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