Well, what do you want me to do? Head butt my way through a few inches of steel?!” she snarled.
“Well, that would certainly earn you a cookie!

S.L.J. Shortt

Tag: humor sarcasm



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Cass, I know you’re only trying to help but I will stab you in your face.

S.L.J. Shortt

Tag: humor daniel-jericho



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So that’s why vampires are so pissed off all the time? Because their junk’s gone rusty?

S.L.J. Shortt

Tag: humor jericho daniel



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I’ll tell you what isn’t; why’d they only go for you? I mean me and Steve might as well have not even been there. They just wanted you.

Well, can you blame them? I mean, everyone wants a piece of this sweet ass.

S.L.J. Shortt

Tag: daniel-jericho blood-heavy



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Yeah, well, Tinkerbell comes near me; she's gettin' both barrels and no clapping!

S.L.J. Shortt

Tag: humor



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Did I just see you two getting into another tussle outside?”
“No...we...were...rehearsing a play,”
“Really? What‟s it called?”
“Fight Club...

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My car has wyvern giblets on the inside and fairy douche on the outside, I deserve the big shower!

S.L.J. Shortt


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We’re on a tight leash. We gotta do things by the book so no shooting yourself or trying to blow me up this time.”
“I thought we agreed that we weren’t gonna talk about that anymore.

S.L.J. Shortt


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You know, I've been almost kidnapped and killed more times in the last thirty-six hours than anyone in history, and yet here I am trying to help you work through your personal issues and that Claire...that is why I always get the last cookie,

S.L.J. Shortt


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ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! You tried to blow up your guardian angel?!"
"It seemed like a good idea at the time...

S.L.J. Shortt


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