Instantly, the pair fell to groping one other as if each had puff the magic dragon at a rock concert in Woodstock.
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Even Cronus, the Titan who literally had his kids for breakfast, would find these facts hard to swallow.
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This coming from the god who zinged Guinevere and Lancelot while King Arthur was away slaying dragons.
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…you know how hard it is to be utterly, drop dead gorgeous," she said, twirling that shiny instrument of torture she liked to call her hair.
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Since my trips to Earth, I've only managed to assemble a few basics facts about humans, condensing them in to four, overall points: kids got Reese's, teens got recess, adults got recessions, and seniors got receding.
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In Poetry class, Professor Sappho teaches us how to compose love ballads. She's a swell teacher and all but I'm not sure I understand her. She's always going on and on about her weekend trips with the other goddesses to the island of Lesbos.
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I would have to break the ice with a warm smile that would melt her heart.
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…I bet Echo that she couldn't repeat the following line ten times fast:
Cupid's Academy counts kissing cousins as completed conquests cause his classes cunningly conspire unconscious couples to copulate and canoodle copiously.
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She wore an A-line bridal gown with a V-shaped neckline while Apollo playing Bach's Air on the G string.
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