The sound of a harpsichord – two skeletons copulating on a tin roof in a thunderstorm.

Thomas Beecham

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Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands – and all you can do is scratch it.

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Her singing reminds me of a cart coming downhill with the brake on.

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A musicologist is a man who can read music but can’t hear it.

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There are two golden rules for an orchestra: start together and finish together. The public doesn’t give a damn what goes on in between.

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Try everything once, except folk dancing and incest.

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The musical equivalent of St Pancras Station.

(on Elgar)

Thomas Beecham

Tag: humor music architecture insult composers

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