2001 was a great year. It was the first year I declared myself the “Man of the Century.

“Everywhere I go I'm too focused on everyone else to realize that they are too f…”

“The atmosphere is always very grave when I walk into a cemetery.”

“Hair grows out of moles, and for this reason I wish I had a row of moles above …”

“I make love like I make lasagna. Makes me hungry just thinking about it.”