A baby is such a blank slate, like training the understudy for a role you're planning to leave. You truly hope your replacement will do the play justice, but in secret you want future critics to say you played the character better.

“Unless we have that moment of chaos, followed by the emotional release of reali…”

“Tyler gets me a job as a waiter, after that Tyler's pushing a gun in my mouth a…”

“And the seventh rule is if this is your first night at fight club, you have to …”

“Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full o…”