A balanced argument is one that takes place entirely in my head, and doesn’t cause me to tip over.

“I ate a slice of humble pie, and it tasted like apples.”

“Love means the world to me. But so does a globe.
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“The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom win…”

“Look down and you may miss a shooting star in the sky. Look up and you may miss…”