A banana is not a pistol. Still, please don’t point one at me.

“He wanted to pay me in agriculture, but I told him, "I need something that's go…”

“Even a fool recognizes that there is great sadness in a bucket of tears. But on…”

“He wore red, white, and blue, but he didn’t look patriotic—he looked like a slo…”

“I want to win an award that doesn’t exist yet. Well, I want my clone to win it,…”