A bat isn’t a bird isn’t a middle finger.

“What ends in a W, has no beginning, and is always in the present? Now.”

“I don’t like to brag or frighten, but I’ve got a black belt. And a brown one, w…”

“For breakfast I want a bowl of sugar with some corn flakes sprinkled on top. Th…”

“In LaLa Land, there is only one kind of sex that's logical. In a made-up land, …”