A bear took a walk in a deep dark wood
And stopped just where a Rabbit stood
“Do you have trouble with stinky poo
Sticking to your fur when you go to the loo?”
Said the big brown bear to the small white hare.
The rabbit pointed his nose to the sky
"Trouble with poo! Oh no not I"
“Good” said the bear “then if you don’t mind?”
Picked up the bunny and wiped his behind

Autore: Papa G.