A being of light for a pet wouldn’t be furry, but it would keep you warm—and awake at night.

“He was a vegetable, so trying to change his mind was fruitless.”

“I work in a hotel. I know what you’re probably thinking, and no, I am not a hoo…”

“Instead of selling other countries weapons, we should sell them candles. Maybe …”

“A blanket could be used, or it could not be used. They are opposites, but that …”