A bird once sent out its mating call and in return got the siren of an ambulance.

“I’d rather be assassinated. It’s not like I’m doing anything this evening. Inev…”

“I like to hike in state parks, but one thing I can’t stand is pants. So I don’t…”

“A brick is a banana. No it isn’t. Still, I think you should eat it anyway.
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“A brick could be used to represent the state of Kansas. Both are flat, both are…”