A blanket can be rolled up, much like I roll up my emotions when I listen to political rhetoric.


“It’s so windy outside that there are waves in my cereal bowl. I was out of milk…”

“I like cream and sugar in my sleep.”

“My life outlook isn’t cloudy. That’s just the weather report for the rest of my…”

“I am a rebel! But I don’t want people to agree with my views, because if everyo…”