A blanket could be considered part of performance art, if you’re inconsiderate and steal all the covers while we’re asleep—and film me shivering and twitching in the night. 


“One thing my grandpa taught me was never fall asleep while swimming. Or, rather…”

“I want an ocean job, but they’re hard to land.”

“Drought is the best thing that ever happened to my lawn. And my beard.”

“There should be a language called Nail, so I could more naturally say, “My nail…”