A blanket could be drenched in water, frozen, and then enjoyed like a giant cotton popsicle by prisoners of a gulag, who might consider this a tasty treat compared to what they normally eat. 


“When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I d…”

“The moonlight filtered through the trees like water from a strainer. Agatha’s h…”

“I thought I was placing my hand on her knee. But it turned out to be her saggy …”

“And the next morning, after a night of passionate sex, I said those three littl…”