A blanket could be made of tuna fish skin, which would go well with my cottage cheese thighs.


“People think I’m all gloom and doom all the time. I’m not. I also have bad days…”

“Hooray! I finally finished making a new book cover. Now I just need to write th…”

“I saw a hermaphrodite changing, so out of respect, I turned halfway around.”

“Because I’m emotionally immature, I’d prefer letting go of you early and always…”