A blanket could be used as a cover of your favorite song by your favorite cover band.


“If a blanket could be used to keep one person warm, then it stands to reason th…”

“My breath smells like fish. I need to gargle tartar sauce.”

“I come bearing gifts in the form of junk food. You’re welcome. I would have bro…”

“My mouth is often wounded by my sharp words, so sometimes when I’m out in publi…”