A blanket could be used as wrapping paper, to give the gift of a cat.


“A blowjob is the only employment I can get. At least in a bathroom stall.”

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“I thought I ran over a politician’s dog, but when I discovered it was his wig, …”

“I’ve learned to not let rejection bother me. How can it bother me, when all the…”