A blanket could be used at the end of meetings, to wrap things up—sort of like a big office burrito of productivity.


“I held her, but that wasn’t enough to hold us together. That’s where the glue c…”

“On a unicycle, my tire will tire before I do. I ride for charity. I’m trying to…”

“Receiving trophies is all about getting recognized. Wearing big sunglasses and …”

“I’m a nail biter. Not when I’m nervous, but when I misplace my hammer.”