A blanket could be used in a secretive manner. What? I can’t just tell you how it could be used. What part of secretive don’t you understand?


“Your penis is a whistle. My penis is a flute. And I’ve got a tromboner for your…”

“I have a memory like a baseball glove, so please, don’t toss me a basketball-si…”

“I’m like a walking maze. Follow me.”

“I was once in a battle trying to fight my way out when I realized it’s better t…”