A blanket could be used in surgery. But personally, I’d rather use a surgeon.


“I brought horny in a brown paper bag from home that I’ll break out at lunchtime…”

“I’ve had the paperwork sitting on my desk for the past nine months, waiting to …”

“I could either buy one missile, or 88,000 cups of coffee. Both would wake me up…”

“A blanket could be used to travel to exotic places. Just close your eyes and se…”