A blanket could be used like a Love Fleece. I imagine you’re shaking your head. Do you disagree? Fine, then when you’re shivering, I won’t ask if it’s because you’re cold—or because you’re lonely.

“I am not the No Factory I yessed into existence. I love with an intensity that …”

“I believe men belong in the garage, because that’s where the dog food is stored…”

“My grandpa passed a few days ago. But I’m not sad. He was only driving 20 miles…”

“I have a container full of yelling I keep in my kitchen. It makes a great clean…”