A blanket could be used to communicate with dolphins. Be quiet! I’m trying to talk to the swimming mammals. 


“I am in possession of the love cannon. Please don’t take this the wrong way, bu…”

“When he introduced himself as Dewey, I said, “It’s an honor to meet you Mr. Dec…”

“The judge said he was going to throw the book at me. I hoped it was an ebook in…”

“If I knew everything, life would be lonely, as everyone else would want to expl…”