A blanket could be used to cover up my leftover meatloaf. But I’m not interested in covering things up. Who do you think I am, the US Government?


“If love were a faucet, I’d not only continue, but I’d increase the frequency wi…”

“A brick could be used to stop a murder. Just wedge it in front of the door of t…”

“He attacked me, so I had to slit his throat with a steak knife. But not before …”

“I don’t know where, but I know how and why. Two out of three out of six ain’t b…”