A blanket could be used to make you laugh, and a joke could be used to keep you warm inside.


“My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope …”

“A brick could be used to help America make money. Trust me, this is smarter tha…”

“A brick could be used to manipulate people into doing what you want. If anythin…”

“Return something not for the possibility of a reward, but for the joy of giving…”