A blanket could be used to represent the Rectangle of Desire. In nine out of ten cases, it was more effective than Viagra. The tenth case was found to contain a lot of cash, and the participant made off with the money without completing the study.

“The best part about being a waiter is all that waiting. Use that time wisely. T…”

“I am willing to barter my nudity for your love. That way the IRS can’t tax our …”

“You don’t happen to have any happiness, do you? Can I borrow a cup?”

“When I write my dreams down, I can relive my sleep when I am awake.”