A blanket could be used to sell ice cream to streakers. Well, it could, if those naked runners didn’t leave their wallets in their pants.


“Dear Ian, I felt good. I felt like a Christian to the T. Also to the Chris, Ian.”

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“I would hate to see seventeen people with monosyllabic names like Mike or Ann d…”

“I just realized my reality, and I’d like to say No Thanks. I’m going back to sl…”