A blanket could be used to stimulate the topographical terrain of a mountainous region. Kind of makes you feel like God, if you think about it.


“I’m so tall I make midgets look like dwarves.”

“A brick could be used to support a wobbly table. Who got that table drunk, anyw…”

“America’s problem, in a word, is politicians. In two words, it’s politicians an…”

“One Jarod’s a lover, and one Jarod’s a fighter. Which Jarod am I? The middle on…”