A blanket could be used to stop the bleeding. But what if that bleeding is figurative? In that case, I’d recommend a virtual Band-Aid.


“When the food runs out, the family reunion is over. It’s cool that out of all m…”

“If my name were Mark Twain, I’d write under the pseudonym “Samuel Clemens.”

“Love gives you wings. Icarus and the Challenger both had wings, and so did my f…”

“A brick could be used as the ultimate bug crusher. But why you’d use a brick as…”