A blanket isn’t the solution, a blanket is the problem. I say we burn all the blankets, along with the bodies of the unbelievers.


“When my grandma moved, she didn’t know anybody. But that was partly due to bein…”

“Love is like Atlantis, OK? And I’m just a humble scuba diver searching for trea…”

“When she broke up with me, I didn’t break down or break in to her apartment jus…”

“My skin hasn’t been sleeping. It stays awake just itching for a fight.”