A blanket might make the ideal politician, because they’re warm, comforting, soft, and easily corruptible.


“Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’…”

“Thirty three thousand, three hundred and thirty three things. That’s all I need…”

“Of my own accord I want to learn the accordion, according to a cord (not a chor…”

“I’m training for my wedding, because I’m going to be running down the aisle—in …”