A blanket that has arms to hold you when you are sad, now that's what I call a comforter. Autore: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I want to create a 3-4 deal—buy three for the price of four. Offer valid for an…” “I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Bea…” “If zombies eat brains, then they’d love me, because who doesn’t like a buffet?” “I want to screw a license plate into your ass. It’ll say HNK F HRNY ”