A brick and a blanket are going to help me conquer the world. Just give me an army at my disposal, and you’ll see what I mean.


“I've never had cyber sex. My penis won't fit in the USB port. . . at least not …”

“A brick could be used as a Sexual Orientation Device. But I don’t need it, beca…”

“I carry your love like a backpack. I only wish your love had a larger cargo cap…”

“There are two apples, one is green and the other is red. Which apple would the …”