A brick can’t cure cancer. But who knows, maybe a brick combined with a blanket could. I’ll have to ask Dr. Burzynski about it.


“A brick could be a breath freshener for a dragon. But so could a mint-flavored …”

“A brick could be employed to stop global warming, by using it to clog up the wo…”

“Behind the door lies the question: Have you ever heard of a thing called knocki…”

“I am a forward thinker with nostalgia. I dream of the past, and daydream of the…”