A brick could be an object to measure your life against. Are you square, rigid, and inflexible? If yes, are you in the military? If no, why are you acting like a brick?


“The coast is clear. Not a beached whale in sight.”

“Aside from myself, there aren’t too many people trying to be me. That may chang…”

“If you had a clone, I wouldn’t care which one of you two I dated. It’d be the s…”

“I wouldn’t advise making a four-year commitment to eventually land an $8.00/hou…”