A brick could be analyzed in the lab, broken down into olfactory components, and repackaged as an air freshener that promises that “new home” smell.


“My blender has a more powerful engine than my car, but my car doesn’t make smoo…”

“I’m always amazed that my twin has the same birthday as me, and that he doesn’t…”

“I like watching people stretch in the park. It's my new favorite pastime since …”

“When a guy at the urinal says to me, "If you shake it more than twice, you're p…”