A brick could be crushed into powder, like cocaine, and snorted to stimulate the previous highs of the housing market.


“If you take away my office, how will I get no work done?”

“I always get whiplash when I have sex in the backseat. Boy, I sure wish Grandmo…”

“I mopped up my moped off the street, and drove home on the unicycle below my ha…”

“Sometimes I still get the urge to stuff asparagus up my nostrils, even though I…”