A brick could be dropped at the feet of your enemy, as a gift, as an insult, as a way of saying “I’ll tear down the wall between us—and tear down the walls of your life.” Then you might try offering him a cheese sandwich.


“My name is spelled “Spelled,” but it’s pronounced “Pronounced.”

“I went to a football game once and got punched in the face, but you couldn’t te…”

“Leadership. I separate myself from the pack at such a great distance that it ma…”

“My favorite salad dressing is vodka. And my favorite ice cream flavor is coffee…”