A brick could be dropped in a toilet to replicate the sound of shitting bricks. But we wouldn’t have to go through all that trouble if you’d just eat the bricks I put on your plate.


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“A sample may taste better than the whole, because it’s meant for a taste test, …”

“A brick could be used to raise your status as an upstanding citizen. Don’t get …”

“Have you ever wanted to learn Geometry, Calculus, Physics, German, and the myst…”