A brick could be licked, like a cat’s asshole. But obviously inversed, because your tongue is soft and the brick is rough.


“A brick could be affixed to the collar of my shirt, because I’ve already got th…”

“Sometimes a symbol holds more power than the thing it represents. Like the symb…”

“How to grow up slowly and secretly, not all at once like lunch in a condom, tha…”

“A brick could be shoved in your buttocks. You know, for your enjoyment.
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