A brick could be modified to be a cell phone, for construction workers who miss the easy to find cell phone size of the 1980s.

“Love is like trying to wrestle an albino. It’s tough because they’re slippery a…”

“A brick could be used to say hello in a foreign language. Like most great words…”

“Every time the wind blows I think of her. I wonder if I could generate electric…”

“My favorite salad dressing is vodka. And my favorite ice cream flavor is coffee…”