A brick could be planted on a farm, in the hopes that a house will spring up come harvest. But that idea is ridiculous, because we’re in a drought, and there simply hasn’t been enough rain to yield a crop of that magnitude.


“If you want me, you’d better hurry. Act now, supplies are limited.”

“If you own the most profitable manure distribution warehouse in the world, you …”

“I need to take an exfoliating bath. Prepare the kittens’ tongues.”

“If I were to assign a color combination to my love for you, it would be purple …”